Little Girl Goes Metal

What is it with little 8 year old girls rocking out? First there was the hardcore punk girl screaming herself a newbie and now this little one tears it, laying down a guitar solo that James Hetfield would be proud of. We salute you!

Metal Slug in Real Life

With the power of Adobe After Effects, it's now possible for every nerds' wet dreams to come true, as our beloved video games come to life so we can relive our childhoods, by inserting ourselves into the game. *jizz in my pants*

Harry Potter Meets Metal

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song. This should definitely become the film's new soundtrack.

Chocolate Rain By Tay Zonday Meets Metal

Well, it’s only taken four years for a metal version of this to come out. But, sometimes, it’s worth the wait. So grab your air guitar, turn the volume all the way up to eleven , kick over the air amp and let’s rawk!

Heavy Metal Penguin

Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music. Antarctica is basically a giant frozen rock and roll venue, full of penguins at a never ending heavy metal gig. Don't believe me? Then take a look for yourselves.

Have A Heavy Metal Christmas!!!

I think your mom would love this to happen on the 25th - LOL ! What's really impressive about this is the amazing sound they can get out of those basic instruments. Now that is the real miracle of Christmas, trust me!

Full Metal 'OMFG' Tingle!

Kids these days, nothing to do but risk life & limb climbing out onto a metal girder THOUSANDS of feet up in the air. What happened to good old fashioned drugs? There are better and more safer ways of getting high, don't they know that?

Death Metal Cookies - OM NOM NOM!

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

Bed Intruder (Death Metal Version)

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what I'm talking about, what this Lincoln Park rapist-warning meme needed was a pounding metal soundtrack to really give it some badassery. RAWWRRR!! Let's slash the seats!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Metal Disney

Donald Duck as the drill sergeant from Full metal Jacket is a stroke of genius. Prepare to laugh so hard your stomach'll ache and maybe you'll lol up a lung. But it'll be worth it, because this is just plain simple brilliance. Enjoy.

Death To All But Metal

That is one smoking hawt teacher they have in this class, which must mean not much learning can be going on - Ergo, this is some awesome metal music video material! YES!

Ci Ciu Metal Pizza

Wow this is what i call job satisfaction, look how much he is loving it! If i lived near this pizza joint i'd either get a job there or eat there everyday!

Black Metal Cookies

Even lovers of the blackest of black metal still love a tray of piping hot cookies!

Metal Sign Suprise

An awesome college prank. 2 dudes lure their friend around the corner, and smash his face with a metal sign.

Turbo Biker Football Heavy Metal

The Final Countdown as played on Cellos

This is too damn cool, way to make orchestra metal!

The giant human slinki

Anyone else want to roll her down a stairs and see how far she goes?

Death Metal Puppy

The story of a dog who loves his death metal.

Japanese create a sweet metal morphing magnetic sculpture

They're getting closer to creating a T-1000, watch out future!

Ripped lady can bend solid metal in to a roll

Don't get in a fight with her!