TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Life's a peach if she's got a behind you could rest your beverage on, but that would be the last thing i would be doing around these amicable-asseted angles. The perfect combination of slim frame and a unbelievably curvy booty.

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carfully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude.

Everyone has the right to protest, but it just seems that nowadays there are as many protests to counter-protest as there are things to protest about. Behold some VERY amusing ways to disrupt a dumb protest!

If you think you're pretty good at 'Draw Something', think again. These guys are almost completely unbeatable. This is the sort of natural talent that the rest of us just can't compete with. Feeling humiliated yet? You will.

What is it that makes certain female celebrities stick out from the crowd, they all seem to have something in common, but i just can't seem to put my finger on it is....I probably wouldn't be allowed to anyway.

It's just like Brando in 'The Wild Ones' - "What are you protesting?" Reply: "Whatcha got?" Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.

It's been a long week (isn't it always) and now it's all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks & beer are always good to try & boy, chicks know just how to do it SO well!

We all must've wanted to be a housepet at some point, no work, free food & you can sleep all day. Well some pets are living that dream & more. They not only get food and housing, they also get bewbs.

A visual thunderstorm of mouth-curling proportions including: Inebriated Inanimate Objects! A Company Buying a Film Licence! Condescending Jupiter!, Unlucky Ducky! Bad Luck Brian! Shower Cat! And a few mnore worldly/silly/willy digs.

This is stunning, voluptuous beauty at it's best! Jordan Carver has the most amazing bikini fillers I've ever seen!