Religion Just Got Naughty

WARNING: Looking at these images of church announcement signs out of context will leave you in a situation where you will never be able to look at one ever again without trying to figure out the wrong hidden meaning. Epic.

After seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...

It's enough to make you fear for future generations. Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in innapropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquanted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?

As if performing in-front of millions of sports fans wasn't stressful enough, now atheletes have to make sure they get their photo-pose just right too. Prepare to fear the telephoto lens and it's evil ways!

When it comes to ladies it's the magical number that mathematical nerds and religious freaks alike have worshiped for all eternity, the all-hallowed 'Holy Trinity' of hawtness. Prepare yourself for some triple-tastic women worship!

Mexicans really love their pin-ups - Hell, every country loves their pin-ups so I say why restrict yourself to the best of one country? Love pin-ups the world over, it could be the dirty white dove of peace that unites us all !

Not only are these off-putting but they a simply the most cringingly, hilrariously awful covers imaginable, and every single one of them is genuine. I don't know about you but I want a copy of that Tractor men one...

It's just like the sequel to the popular children's book & movie, but this time with scantily clad drunken females - There's more ripping of each others clothes than ripping each others arms off.

DAMN NATURE, YOU BEAUTIFUL! A collection of some amazing animal shots. From a dew covered ladybug clinging to a leaf to a massive elephant lumbering across the savannah at sunset.

These examples of vertical gardening give a whole new meaning to the term 'up hill gardener'. It totally sounds like some kind of lewd euphemism, but these pics are exactly what you'd expect.

Thats right, we would never joke about serious subject matter like this, it's the real deal. Honest! A rare chance to witness celebrities showing off their seldom seen beavers in all their glory! They all look SO cute!