Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

This is stunning, voluptuous beauty at it's best! Jordan Carver has the most amazing bikini fillers I've ever seen!

Here's a transformation that would make Optimus Prime run away and hide in fear & proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! What starts off as a cute chick suddenly gets very ugly. Please STOP!

It makes the world go round, it can't buy you love (actually i think it can), and it's the root of all evil (apparently), OR, it can be folded - A seriously creative use of Origami - I have a feeling the Queen of England would not be amused !

Now this is NOT what we have come to expect from those delicate creatures of the human species. This just goes to prove that women can be just as godawful as men when it comes to acting like delightful douchebags.

Hailing from the North Shore of Kauai, cute Alana Blanchard is one of the top 5 most popular women surfers on Earth - She's down to earth, beautiful and charges infamous Banzai Pipeline. She's a pin-up who can surf.

Whats better than a beach babe i hear you ask? Well, a well tanned hottie who not only looks awesome in a bikini, but can also ride a surfboard as good as any man - It's enough to make you bury your head in the sand and cry!

Time for moar photographic evidence to prove that women and alcohol are possibly the greatest combination ever - It's like the perfect blend of cutie chemistry.

Don't expect to see these books in stores any time soon, most of these are photoshops but some are real, I could definitely see someone making 'cooking with pooh'. It would probably sell well, just not to kids.

A theme park called Jeju Loveland in South Korea, dedicated to the greatest pastime in the world. It beats another saccharine year at Disney World, surely?

They might WOW you with their dazzling on-screen presence and amazing acting/singing/sports/whatever abilities, but when it comes to saying whats on their minds, thats when the word 'star' quickly turns to 'stoopid'.