Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

A colorful collection of wasted women who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

One of the fringe benefits of being a motorcycle racer is the attraction of beautiful hotties! These girls just love those crotch-rockets!

Sometimes the 'one-in-a-million chance of this happening', happens to you. There are people whose entire job duty is to place adverts just like this and it's safe to say that some of them got fired. We salute you.

In a busy world such as ours it's no wonder that FAIL stares us in the face all the time, yet we fail to see it unless someone points it out to us. Once we have seen the wonder of subliminal FAIL it can never be unseen.

Forget sharks, Jaws was So last century, the new menace of the murky depths is a huge polar bear intent on giving you a hug and possibly a lethal lick (if you're lucky) - R-U-N!!!

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun & these girls look like they know how to do that!

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence? Don't be so sceptical, next thing you'll be telling me Santa isn't real.

With worldwide financial depression facing us & governments bailing out companies all over the place, what would company logos look like to reflect how they were actually feeling as oppose to the PR image they pay millions for.

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet!

You definitely meet a different class of female at conventions that requires them to turn up in cosplay outfits. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.