Weapons Of Mass Distraction

These are one of our favourite types of galleries, featuring cute, girls with ample assets! Our only concern is that we never get asked why we won't look them in the eye. There's far too much else to be looking at!

Not all human beings of the XX chromosome have the urge to do the duckface when they be self-shooting in the bathroom/bedroom mirror. Some reckon that a smile and some tight clothing will just bloody well suffice.

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Getting a tattoo is a very personal thing, if you're going to get something indelibly inked under your skin, visible to all, you'd better make a statement. Something meaningful. "I like McDonalds" is a perfect example.

Life goes by pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you may miss it! Who said that? That's right it was Ferris and not this epically lazy dude who missed everything!

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Lets face it, the odds are that everyone of us has a crappy day from time to time, but a truly epic scale day ruiner is something that is too good not to share. Every pic in this gallery would ruin your day, week and year.

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!