And You Thought Your Job Sucked!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

It's not a gallery dedicated to a compulsive truth distorter but something far more surreal. If you ever visit Tokyo you might catch a glimpse of this girl if you are lucky laying down the foundations of her very own art form. Weird.

Who the hell is she, you may ask? Well she's a flipping hot Finnish starlet called Anna Falchi - Born waay back in 1972, she nevertheless looks amazing, with a body you'd be happy to find on a woman at least 15 years younger!

Like most beauty treatments, if you can tell that someone has had cosmetic surgery then they've not had it done right. Unless they're like 103 trying to look 25 again, in which case it's inevitable...Prepare to enter the freak zone. OMG.

Hooters is, without doubt, one of the finest dining establishments known to man. Good food, plenty of beer and mighty fine women, as evidenced here. After going through this gallery, we really fancy some chicken wings...

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

Modern high speed cameras allow photographers to catch every little expression on a sportsmans face and boy does physical exertion contort them.

Most of these don't look like they'd pass an MOT, but maybe that's the look they were going for? If Mad Max was a used car salesman this is probably what his lot would consist of. Loads of rust but still kinda cool.

This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??

A selection of 40 pics that couldn't really have been timed any better. You've got to either be one lucky son of a gun, or a photo taking ninja to get shots as brilliantly daft and hillarious as these.