Crazy Cows

For years they've been remorselessly killed and eaten by the humans, their cooked flesh drizzled with delicious sauces. Now is their turn for a little payback and their revenge will be bloody...

Did you hear about the wooden car? It wooden go. ithankyou! This man is called Livio De Marchi and he most definitely has wood, and he likes to make unusual things out of it like a car, clothes. He's got some good skills!

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

It's that Monday time of the week again and that can mean only one thing. You need to get your ass out of the house to work. But before you go though, perhaps I could interest you in a nice big dump? The picture kind.

Don't go jumping to conclusions, assuming in any way that it might have a sexual orientation. This is waay more hardcore, featuring people in various states of extreme FAIL trying to attempt a task. It's kinda like work pr0n.

Lets face it, people are a very strange fruit, sure we are all prone to behavining as a norm in everyday situations, but change the background picture, or calmness into chaos and it seems like little changes.

I always thought the phrase 'cute emo' was an oxymoron, surely those two words cannot be used to describe the stereotype imagery we all have stored in our cynical minds. Seems that emos' can be cute after all.

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends, as long as they have big butts and their idea of dressing up is to go out in a thong or micro-bikini. Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

It's just like Brando in 'The Wild Ones' - "What are you protesting?" Reply: "Whatcha got?" Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.

How is it that your phone always decides to go into troll mode whenever you're either texting parents, loved-ones or in the worst case, the wrong person. Some serious casualties of the iPhone auto-correct nemesis.