Indecisive Fry

Something as simple and an uncertain look in the eye of futurama's fry in a single frame of animation is enough to spawn a meme. A meme with a thousand macros. Originally part of another meme this is now a meme in it's own right.

Who doesn't like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what's it's all about.

A collection of girls who still manage to look hot with their heads in the toilet. It would be a sad, sad world where girls didn't get drunk like this. A sad world where guys had to rely on sparkling conversation and charm.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

What's the planet coming to when public notice boards confuse us more than if nothing was there in the first place. Somehow i reckon that all of these establishments & products gets avoided at all costs. Be afraid.

Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage 2 or 3 with some fried onions. But after that I would've had my fill and I'd probably move on to a nice tasty dessert of chocolate cheese cat. Then maybe some bees and biscuits.

If you think about it it's actually quite a primitive thing to do. Removing most of your clothes then having a wrestling match in a patch of mud. It sounds like something people did in the 12th century to settle their differences.

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

If you've never gazed at a movie poster and popped a chubby while you drooled, then you're obviously not looking at the right movie posters. Here's a selection of 40 of the best cinematic delights. Enjoy them, you dirty cinephile.

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

You don't really like those chicks in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!