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The internet might be making the world smaller and bringing us all that little bit closer together, but it's still fun to take this piss out of each other every once in a while. Here are some examples.

Amazing as it might seem, but some things on this planet have managed to last longer than the Kim Kardashian's fairy-tale marriage to Kris Humphries. Wipe away the tears and ponder on that for a moment people.

I know she hasn't been around for a while and is busy having a family, but she was the hottest invisible woman on the planet and i reckon we all want to have a very good look at what she has on show now!

Sometimes when all you offer your employees is a boring dead end minimum wage job that could be done by a robot they will find ways to make their day a little better. Either that or they put the sign too close to the ground. Epic.

Houston, we have a problem! Lady Gaga is down by the pool in her bikini and there's not a weiner to be seen, maybe the 'she' isn't a 'he' after all? Thank god for itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny Laday Gaga lepoard-print bikinis!

It's a mystery how the ice doesn't melt and the hockey players stay focused on their game with hot girls like this skating around raising the temperature and causing mass distraction. I'd definitely puck any of them.

If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.

Ready for some cats with Nick Cage's face shooped on to them? Yeah, me too. Despite a laundry list of some pretty-dammed god-awful career decisions, the intenet really does love Nick Cage. Perhaps a little too much...

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

They are out there. Waiting. Looking for any oppertunity to get into one of your personal photos and spoil them with their own special brand of posing. Be it a weird face, body part, or god knows what. Fear them.

It was a great New Years Eve party, wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?