Epic Bodges

A round of Epic Bodges for your guffawing pleasure. Ranging from the pretty clever looking quick fixes, though to the outright idiotic and acts of stupidity we all know the general public are capable of.

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

Females are like the MSG for entertainment, add a little and you have something that is more addictive than before. Well what we have here is a stir fry of weird, funny and cool with lashings of the special ingredient, GIRLS!

The title has no relation to the sumptuous selection of babes except that a lot of these chicks do seem to be gravitating towards the corner of the room - Dirty Dancing it aint'....But then again :)

Think about it before you turn away in horror, all good things come in pint-size packages. Honest! They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else, and lets face it, there are definitely 'certain' advantages to be explored!

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

This hawt celebrity endorsement campaign has SO many sexual connotations it's AWESOME! Wave a big enough cheque for big $$$'s in front of their agent's face and they will talk a cute celeb into doing anything!

It's cookbooks for experimental eaters. If you're bored to death of meat & two veg why not try cooking with actual testicles? I've heard they're best served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

There's always time in your day for chicas, especially when they all look like these babes, look at them all kissing each other & being silly, aren't they just adorable? Time to get a serious drool on!