Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

Two of the best things in life. Beautiful ladyfolk and delicious pig meat. Obviously a combination of the two would reach dangerous levels of awesome. Weather it's a lady wearing bacon sushi or a rasher tattoo, it's all golden.

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

Lets face it, the odds are that everyone of us has a crappy day from time to time, but a truly epic scale day ruiner is something that is too good not to share. Every pic in this gallery would ruin your day, week and year.

It's good to know that the one you love can express his feelings enough to propose in public - BUT - I wonder how many girls named Jennifer drove by those signs and felt their hearts drop!

The pictures might be blurred, grainy, underlit and not at the best angles, but lets be honest here, we LOVE them all! The satisfaction of seeing a chick as she sees herself is something that cannot be missed!

If you're a fan of The L Word, NFL Cheerleaders or just have a passing interest in human females, miss Shahi will no doubt catch your eye. Aside from being smoking hot, her hobbies include posing in her panties and long walks in the countryside.

A visual thunderstorm of mouth-curling proportions including: Inebriated Inanimate Objects! A Company Buying a Film Licence! Condescending Jupiter!, Unlucky Ducky! Bad Luck Brian! Shower Cat! And a few mnore worldly/silly/willy digs.

Where would we be without our butts? Our trousers wouldn't stay up so well and sitting down wouldn't be as fun, if we didn't have them galleries like this would be impossible. So, release your inner baboon and enjoy these ladies.

This has to be the most pimped out version of monopoly ever crafted by human hands. Wooden board, property cards and pieces all inlaid with mother of pearl and sparkly stones. It won't stop the arguments though...

Baby animals, sure they might grow into something that you might eat but they're pretty damn cute. Every single one of these 40 pictures are of the most adorable baby animals you've ever seen.