Soccer Hotties!

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

Makeup isn't just for glamming up, it's also for a suitable occasion that requires a creative transformation. Here are some of the more creative transformations that can be achieved with just a bit of makeup in the right places.

Ahhh, where would we be without our comrades from the land of the hammer, sickle and so much 'WTF!?!' it's incredible. Where the rest of the world operates in one particular way, you can rely on Russia to do it differently.

Think of it as pr0n for powerpoint. The stuff that makes mathematicians hot under the collar, and in this gallery the medium has been lovingly subverted to the cause of lolz. it's enough for the inner-nerd in you to explode.

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.

"Houston, we have a problem" - I love a toned chick, but when she has a six pack and guns that would put you to shame then you know that this girl means business!

Those clever people in the advertising industries don't get paid to pick their asses you know - well only if it was part of an advertising campaign for, say, a new chocolate raisin. Even McDonald's manages something mildly entertaining!

Everyone has the right to protest, but it just seems that nowadays there are as many protests to counter-protest as there are things to protest about. Behold some VERY amusing ways to disrupt a dumb protest!

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

As impressive as these are it seems such a waste of the time spent creating them as they are only there for a few days at the most, before they totally dry out and fall to pieces. It must be sad to see such awesome sculptures fade so quickly.

There's a fine line between an amazing tattoo on a chick & a 'tramp stamp' that separates something guys want to drool at & a girl to be avoided - Here's examples of ladies that have got it just right!