Alternate Movie Titles

More truthful titles to popular movies. If movies were titled this truthfully in the first place, perhaps it could have saved us some money!

I always thought the phrase 'cute emo' was an oxymoron, surely those two words cannot be used to describe the stereotype imagery we all have stored in our cynical minds. Seems that emos' can be cute after all.

Don't think that taking candid pictures of yourself for use on Facbook & Twitter is just restricted to us mere mortals, it seems like the celeb clique has caught on and wants in on the action as well. they aren't so different after all.

You know the one i'm talking about, she's a one in a million cutie. One things for sure, I'd much rather end up stranded on magical island with a girl like that, but then that's an entirely different story...

These girls seem to enjoy giving thong wedgies & the recipients seem to enjoy it too?? In a dude's world a wedgie done properly = blood and sh#t on your underwear & social death!

WHAT UP, SLACKERS!? It's that time of the week again. Time for a dump of unparalleled proportions. Seriously, if this was measured on the Southpark scale of enormity it would weigh in at at least 12 Courics. Enjoy your Week.

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

Get ready to slip into a cheeky London Cockney accent, "It's time to get into a f(l)ap over some birds covered in oil, and i don't mean the feathered kind! - Something tells me these chicks are waay beyond rescue me ole' mucker!"

You will NEVER regret spending a day marveling at God's wonderful creations, the cool water on your body, the soft sand beneath your feet AND the overload of beautiful beach babe butt in your face - DAYUM!

Mariel Clayton has taken one of the planet's most iconic dolls and turned her over to the dark side, swapping sugar & spice for blood and guts - Patrick bateman beware, there's a cute new psychokiller in town!

Get ready for some self-inflicted portrait pretties, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!