Celebrity Teen Heartthrobs Then & Now!

These young celeb studs had all the young girls dreaming about them. What do they look like now? Some look very different and some look almost the same!

She's a stunning Japanese bikini model sent down from the heavens to make every man drool with envy that she isn't also modeling his shirt, from the morning after a steamy night before. Hot damn !

Put two things that should never go together - Chicks & automobiles - and you have the recipe for ultimate disaster and maximum LOL-age! Stuff like this was just made for the internet!

Drool over 'wholesome' teens, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!

How VERY true! Usually this warning accompanies imagery so disturbing it seers itself into your retina for all time but not in this gallery. Fear not, these are images that will just make you look at common things a bit differently.

Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer together on the same beach. Oh what I would give to have been on that beach that day!

As the summer (yes, it really does exist) draws nearer, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and well sometimes you hang out with the bear like it was a cuddly toy - this is Casey Anderson & his bear Brutus.

It's time to remember the summer on these cold winter nights and what's better than some summertime photo candy to keep you warm. It hurts just looking at these scorched sunburnt bodies, what the hell's wrong with them?

If only chicks were like clothes, you know, you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice & go into a changing room to try it out for size. Of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?