Battlefield 3 End Game

If you were trying to give up video games for lent then I have some bad news for you. Endgame is out soon. There's a trailer out for it. It looks really, really good. I think Jebus would understand...

If you've got fond memories of the NES then chances are you'll remember this guy. A freakishly proportioned bad guy from Double Dragon, Abobo and his mishapen head are the stuff of legend. Now he even has his very own game!

To take a break from spending money on bonuses, Santander have chosen to spunk a bunch of cash on a CGI filled imagining of a Formula One Grand Prix that takes place on the streets of London. Nice one, guys!

Tell me, while you are watching this do you suddenly have a compulsion to go and play ‘Need for Speed’? Dude, no matter how many times you shift & how fast you go, you’re still about to get drilled.

NASA’s 30-year space shuttle program has no ended. And now, landing on Mars, colonising the moon, achieving cosmic enlightenment — all that is gone because of you.

When hunted animals start using wireless technology you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but a toddler on holiday. Babies may look all cute but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks.

Has she come here to find a computer programmer who leads a secret life as a hacker called Neo?

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!

This strange man has somehow eaten the souls of Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy and Chris Tucker and now, by some form of mysterious energy, he can speak in their voices.