Mega Egg

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

Yeah, the guy gets hurt and embarrassed, but any argument with a monkey that doesn't end in thrown feces is a good one.

Prepare to be totally shocked! A restaurant in Japan fries the body of a fish in oil but keeps the head out so that the fish is alive when it is served to its customers. I dunno if i could stomach eating this - WTF!!?

A hastily constructed prank get tested out on a slumbering wife. Sure it was funny, but she doesn't seem to think so. something tells me that this guy is going to be in the doghouse for a very long time...

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!

Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...

Tony acts a little more bossy than usual when he thinks his mic isn't on, and the whole news crew gets to hear his tirade about how they suck.

You have to feel a little bad for this kid. He catches a missed field goal seconds before the game ends and spikes it. It's still in play, of course, and the other team picks it up to win with a touchdown.

Even though Christmas has passed, one lovely lady still shares the spirit of giving. How sweet.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!