John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

Love is complicated, one person says one thing, they mean something else. So wouldn’t it be better if things were a bit more literal? Ryan Higa does that, taking everything his date says absolutely literally. Maybe too literally.

Behold, the astonishing beauty and joy of the moments when dogs first sniff each other's butts for the first time—and it's much more entertaining than seeing some actors pretend to snog for the first time to sell clothes.

There's a fine line between something cool, and something that makes us LOL, plus the fact that as long as it's not happening to YOU it's ok. - She gets her backflip half right...by falling hard onto her back.

It's an old saying, that even the seven dwarfs tweeted while they were on the job. But this Cockatiel is taking it a little further and is having a good old whistle while he does his best to plant his seed for the future. PLAYA!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

It must have been built by the devil himself for his own private pleasure because to the naked eye it's all but invisible. Laying in wait for it next victim to walk by. And that's when it strikes.

PLEASE do not try this at home - EVER! We actually have no idea what this guy is trying to do but he almost blows himself up trying to do it. Those long winters in Russia really are dangerous.

SCIENCE! Being able to topple a domino weighing a 100lbs using one that is only 5mm high and 1mm thick is pretty god-damn awesome. It's all thanks to science, or physics, or one of those other boring things you learned at school.

It's not just human beings who can get spooked by the intricacies of dreams within dreams balancing atop the fragile, swaying matchstick house of human whimsy. No, those poor animals get freaked to. WTF?

They said the old hill behind the school yard couldn't be sledded. Technically, they were wrong. What they didnt say was no one ever lived to talk about it - OMG!