How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

It’s got Lego, it’s got video game characters, it’s got slow-mo. It’s got exploding head shots. What more could anyone possibly want from a video, or for that matter, from life in general?

Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.

Sky one have outdone themselves and recreated the iconic Simpsons intro using real live actors. The characters might not look exactly the same, but I mean, come on. How many bright yellow people do YOU know?

This girl gets her revenge on her boyfriend through a knock knock joke.. worth the watch - LOL

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...

This kid has basically made this to goad the haters, a rallying cry for them to come out of their darkened basements, squinting into the sunlight, to spit abuse. In a few years he’ll look back at himself & the hate will burn him up.

How’s about this for creativity, and Herculean dedication? I get frustrated waiting for a microwave to cook my dinner, i’d have given up after someone had barely mentioned the idea. However…Needs moar mermaids!

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.