Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

This poor guy didn't even know..-LOL

The visual effects wizzos decided to envision what it might look like if Superman spent a day wearing a GoPro attached to his head, whizzing around Metropolis and fighting bad guys.

A Dad loads up five kids on his motorcycle and drives them to school in Pakistan.

Time for some education from two absolute authorities on the subject - Oral, a subject close to all our loins - So next time you’re at home cuddling up on the sofa, you’ll know how to please your man.

Something tells me that this dude should never be allowed to climb any higher than he can reach. Sometimes pushing the envelope when it comes to clearing snow is just TOO dangerous!

Well, I guess now we know the truth about at least that piggy. However, I'm still doubting the one going to the market, unless it was to be turned into bacon!

When a calf gets stuck in a trench, one awesome guy stops riding his motorcycle and helps the little guy get home.

The Man, The Legend, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan. Behold him in all his glory - WTF?

Quite possibly the happiest dog in the playground EVER! But to be honest this is actually pretty creepy, you just have to watch it because of that alone. If you have a dog, don't ever do this.

If this guy was to have a soundtrack to his life, I think dubstep is a damn good call. Despite the fact that he's just staggering around, blind drunk, he's somehow keeping in time with the music and throwing some powerful shapes.