How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

The old 'water in a container' bit.. it's just pee this time! - LOL

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

Let’s say you were confronted by a 500 pound hyperalloy combat chassis hunk of cyborg hate from the future, you’d probably find your manners then, wouldn’t you? Otherwise, you’d be…terminated.

Ever wondered what the special forces would be like if they were as special as the special olympics? Yeah, they'd probably be a lot like this. Still, credit to him, he's got stamina...

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

Forget playing 'Eurotruck Simulator', this looks waaay more fun (and dangerous) to try out - Somehow i reckon that it's only a matter of time before someone gets this wrong and dies. Problem is there is NO respawn.

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night, lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.

Naughty little Ginger shows off her NICE oiled up body to celebrate the season.. any excuse for an oiled up babe in a webcam video is a good excuse if you ask me!.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

You know social networks are reaching a fevered level in popularity when even the movies coming out these days revolve around them - WTF!?!