Kate Upton - Esquire Shoot

If you're a fan of cutting implements and blue balls, I've got just the thing! Seriously though, Kate Upton is super hot and this is probably the most compelling advert you will see all week. Bet you visit to their website now.

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

The lesson for today is the importance of that final quarter turn in a backflip. I think our hero will remember this one for awhile.

I got to give this coach some credit. She takes quite a hit from the trophy but never drops it. I have two fantasy football wide recievers that could learn a lot from this chick

Some people have nothing better to do than put on a thong and shake it at the camera like they were a human rattle snake & people, like me, have nothing better to do than watch them. Someone has to.

Next time you get your dog to roll over, just so you can impress your friends, make sure they haven't seen this because this dog is better than yours. MUCH better.

This is one hard hitting anti-smoking campaign (Excuse the pun, nah, in fact, don't excuse it, revel in it). Made by British photographer Rankin a man is beaten to a pulp by an invisible assailant. OMG!

This looks like pure insanity and everything actually goes quite well for the guy on the sled, right up until the end when it all goes a bit disastrous and the driver acts like a complete douce. LOL

Outstanding webcam hottie Wanda lights up your day as she shows off that incredible body of hers in a sexy little plaid outfit.

How would your week be complete without checking out what stupidity has been going down on Vine, so stop what you're doing and check out this compilation, featuring dogs, people, lamas and Christmas trees.

Just to show that White guys can be just as good, if not BETTER at basketball than black guys, here is the white version of Michael Jordan. Someone needs to build a statue in honor of this ginger god.