Ninja Monkey

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

If you missed the first two installments of Mass Effect or if you just fancy a recap, Dan Bull is here to oblige. Thanks to his lyrical prowess you have no excuses for not being completely up to speed and redy for Mass Effect 3!

Lets face it, cats are adorable and fluffy and wouldn't hurt a fly (unless it looked like a mouse), but piss them off and you get to see their evil side, and it isn't pretty. This kid learns the hard way what happens.

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

They might not be able to jump but as this seriously jammy reporter illustrates, they can swoosh one in from the halfway line just fine. Unless this is a sneaky viral of course, but I doubt that.

What is respect when it comes down to sex? Being a player, crushing a lot, taking mad risks?! It ain’t just about the platinum and the ice, you gotta remember the rubber cos it protects you and your partner! You don’t get no respect when you’re goin

Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’! They suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita where the sufferer faints without warning.

Don't live near the coast? Can't get to the ocean, but you want to surf? Then do not fear, because you can surf on tarp instead. You just a need big enough piece of it, a skateboard, and then you'll be tarping USA.

In this funny parody sketch from Above Average, travel accommodation website Airbnb makes snooping through other people's stuff even easier with their new "Airbnb Express" option.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?

Fat people falling off skateboards and soulless ginger kids are two things that will always make the internet great. It's not a case of 'Look son, this is how you do it!'