Hangover Regrets

Getting a tattoo when you're drunk is a really bad idea, but I think even in my drunkest of states I wouldn't be able to come up with tattoos as bad as these. However, i'm so glad these idiiots don't think like me. LOL

OK, who’s eaten all the kitty cat treats? Time for some third degree to find out the guilty party That is until one of them pulls a face that makes it look like an extra from an Aphex Twin video.

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

If you are really lucky on safari then you might catch some lions chilling out in their natural habitat !

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

Zero degrees is both the temperature required to create the snow for this stunt and what this guy will probably leave college with.

Want a free dog? All you need to do is travel to the north pole, find a bit of floating ice and nine times out of ten there will be a cute little puppy chillin' on it. Results may vary, terms and conditions apply.

Soulful singing and some of the best lyrics that the world has ever seen. Smaller than dog tears? Pure genius. I've never watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! but I think I might have to after this...