"Hey, Little Boy"

We've all been there, annoyed by some little boy who wants to play and won't leave you alone. Mike Polk's latest ode goes out to all those little boys who won't leave him alone.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Watching snow fall off the roof is the Russian equivalent of watching the paint dry here in the States. But in defense of our western friends this is pretty damn cool!

Nature is frikking weird - Sounds more like a very unhappy child than a toad... or a cat. - LOL

If you're going to pretend to paint someones car, someones very expensive car, then you have to expect a pretty hostile reaction to your little prank at their expense, but this might have been a bit much.

A prolonged webcam girl career is definitely not good for health!

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

People have written down things for this cracker to freestyle about and then away he goes. He must impress all the frat boys with these rap skills, that is until a black guy comes along.

Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?

When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the slightest?

It's not just humans (well, the female of the human species) that can't resist a self-shot picture, animals have been crushing it for years in the selfie game. The disturbing thing is that they are pretty damn good at it.