Watermelon vs Handgun in Slow Motion

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, means “valley of the crow”. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

There's a clean car, and then there's THIS. These guys developed the fastest and one of the cleanest car washes in the world. Still working on a couple minor bugs though. WOW!

This is the touching tale of a kid and his monkey. Wait, that sounded wrong. Anyway, it's cute, but I can't help but think that once this has gone viral, this kid is gonna get ripped on pretty hard at school...

Every male can sympathize with this poor porker. He definitely went wah-wah-wah, all the way home.

A dump truck driver in Turkey forgets to drop his truck bed and obliterates a pedestrian bridge over a highway. Two people were injured, but everyone survived.

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.

Jimmy Kimmel and Freddie Wong meet each other in the men’s room and then things take a turn for the worse. And they do battle—with their ties! If you were asked who was the winner, you’d have to say it was… a tie.

More proof that chicks & guns are not a very good combination - Some women don't need bulletproof vests as much as they need idiot-proof helmets. Still, makes for great viewing!

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.