Baby Jedi Training

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

Be. Afraid. If you thought Hitchcock's movie The Birds was scay (you wimp), then imagine if they'd had arms, big, bulky, muscular arms that they could slap you across the forehead with. Terrifying stuff.

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

This is the ultimate fan home. I can almost hear the theme song now..

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

He might not look like the sort of guy you want to give a nice big warm hug to, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's Mein Kampf, in which case judge away.

And there you all were thinking that they just grew from seed and needed plenty of water and sunshine to make them grow, how wrong you all were! I don't think I'll ever look at watermelon the same way again.

Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.

Mike here is clearly a "clutz", but Steve is ridiculously gullible. You have to be careful where you do your transaction these days, trolls are everywhere, destroying their own electronic audio devices just to get the lulz.