Guy Freezes Tongue To Light Pole

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

Everyone has a trick that does well at parties. This guy does 30 spot-on animal impressions—after warming up with a few dog and cat sounds, Finnish comedian and voice actor RudiRok mimics the sounds of insects and more.

Well, he doesn't seem too upset that it sounded like his partner was murdered and burned.. LOL

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

It might not sound very funny but going round a department store renaming all of the prodcuts on sale with much more descriptive titles is actually pretty damn hilarious. don't believe me? Exhibit A: Girls Foot bags.

Like running on a treadmill and drinking wasn't already hard enough.. LOL

Wanna know how to keep that badass hairdo of yours snappy and fresh? just follow the advice of this mop top master and you'll be up to your armpits in babes before you can say "Dumb and Dumber".

In Soviet Russia, there's no such thing as a boring snow day. They just call those 'weekdays.' Here's an example of someone making all of us look like wimps - OMG!

Who even knew they had contests like this? But they do, and these people are supreme wizards when it comes to jumping around and flinging themselves about on a piece of slackline.

A good confession straight from the mouth of Mrs. Clinton herself. -LOL