Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

A time lapse video of some awesome retro-themed super mario street art being created. As if creating a badass picture of mario with chalks wasn't hard enough this guy does it on the floor while correcting for perspective.

This has to be a once in a life time thing. The clock is about to run out and you take a behind, over the head shot. It goes in and wins you the game. Just think how many school girl chicks are going to want to blow him tonight!

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

I'm always tempted to react the same way whenever my McDonald's decides to stop selling the McRib. How can they do that to me?

One cool jump for Jimmy Joe Bob, and one giant leap for redneck kind.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

I suppose it's logical to put the two together to create something so powerful, so amazing, it's surprising the internet hasn't collapsed.

A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. It's kinda hard to believe that such a political statement with socioeconomic commentary came from the man that brought us "Charmaine"...

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion. It’ll carry you through into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of them.

Arnold brings the intensity that the story needs.. -COOL!