Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Not only is this guy extremely lucky that he wasn't turned into a human pancake, but he also had his scooter trashed in the process so now he can go get himself a slightly more manly form of transportation! Double win!

Irish TV host Gay Byrne asked Stephen Fry what he would say if he was confronted by God. And Fry doesn’t hold back in his reply, letting his feelings about the deity be made in the most explicit way possible.

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

Answers on a postcard please. I seriously have no idea what on earth is going on here, but it has totally made my day. I kinda wish there was more to it, maybe some other animals tagging onto the end or something.

What? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

In this funny sketch by College Humor, a grandmother's romantic love story from her youth seems a whole lot creepier when it takes place in the modern world. So basically, yeah, your grandpa was a creep.

He's got a while yet before he becomes the next David Blaine !

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??