First-Person POV Football Nutshot

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

You may’ve thought that Jurassic Park was beyond ridicule, but you were wrong, even CGI dinosaurs can get laughed at. Although Spielberg’s movie is no doubt awesome, it did involve some ridiculous plot holes and science.

This looks like so much fun, so why don't you try it in your back yard with some elastic bands and your dads car. What could go wrong? OK, so maybe a lot of things....so get your buddies to try it out first.

She's definitely a red hot lady who will change the face of TV forever !

Some think she's cute, others are terrified by the mere sight of her. The girl who puts the fan in fanatical, she's a wild eyed stalker that will give you night terrors. Bad times for bunny rabbits...

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

This chick should stick to the books because her balance is clearly not up to much. Luckily for us she is trying to twerk it on a small bridge and total fails.

Wow..talk about a Multi-Tasker! This dude rocks in the way he combines so many different impressive, albeit totally useless talents. Part Parkour, part juggler and several parts of things we don't really know how to define.

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.

All he wanted to do was go to the movies.. OUCH