Shark Swims Ashore in New Jersey

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

It's here! Whoop-de-hoo-ha! Go get them Ventura, get that furry lump of tuft that clings onto Leia. And that Lucas-looking Ewok too! Damn, but a pet detective is no match for tranquilizer darts.

A comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward. Plus a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s hilarious.

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

Getting married & need to cater for 50 guests but can't be bothered? Well, help is at hand, with this handy bit of advice you can feed 50 hungry mouths in just 3 minutes. Just make sure the future wife is there to clean up.

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

How the hell can you get something so simple wrong? I guess when you vaty it you can! This would've gone from funny to awesome if he'd been going for the fist bump, instead!

This chick seems like she knows all the tricks but completely fails at landings. Proof that girls should never attempt to be men (i know, i'm gonna get killed for that by my girlfriend!)

Arnold brings the intensity that the story needs.. -COOL!