Cool July 4th Xmas Tree Explosion

WTF!? I'm not sure i like this idea of combining major public holidays! Still, this worked out waaay better than when he tried to combine Thanksgiving and Memorial day by leaving turkeys on soldiers' graves!

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

The means streets of Wigan, full of gun-toting gangsters shooting each other over territory wars. But, sadly, the kids think they are those villainous hardasses. Mike Rees puts those young gangsta-mummy’s-boys straight!

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

How come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what are they doing with that…ew! Better use that handy new private IE8 browsing function :)

You can't blame some animals for trying, even if the object of it's affection only has 2 legs! The deer's outlook on wives seems to be "Eh, you win some, you lose some.

Hear the joke about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? She married it. She’s also had a relationship with the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what though? Still a better love story than Twilight.

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

This man should be congratulated. He has managed to create the most offensively bad piece of music ever. Not content with that, this is only one song from an entire albums worth of similar material. Impressive.