Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train

A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!

Lip syncing in your bedroom to your favourite pop song doesn't sound like the kind of activity that can go spectacularly badly. These two prove that wrong with their hilarious webcam mime routine.

If you thought the swordplay (or lightsaberplay) from Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty good, time to think again. Even with all his posturing and double bladed lightsaber, Darth Maul is a totaly pansy.

Grey Bloke gives us his thoughts on beautiful women, why they find it hard to get a date and why he's bleaching his anus. Frankly that last one didn't interest me but the first two definitely did...

Sushi chefs fighting sea monsters. It’s a crazy idea, but at least it has originality which is rare in Hollywood. It might look a little like one of those ridiculous SyFy flicks, but that doesn’t mean it wont be wildly entertaining.

Justin Bieber arrives in New Zealand this November, which is bad luck for New Zealanders but help is at hand. In the greatest contest ever held, you could win tickets out of the country and away from the Belieber circus.

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all! OK, that was a bit harsh, he did star in Dawson' Creek which was one of the, er, lamest TV shows ever. But, there's always a chance for a person to redeem themselves.

There's nothing quite as enjoyable as laughing at someone else's expense, and with this video you get to laugh your ass ass at all of the years greatest schadenfreude in a single epic montage of failure. Xmas came early!

If you missed it, a bloke called Felix Bum Gardener fell out of a hot air balloon. It was pretty high at the time and it was all totes on purpose. The whole deal was paid for by a canned diabetes company that wishes to remain anonymous.

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.