Master Of Business Card Throwing

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!

So your mate’s got a new girlfriend, she’s super hot, she’s seems smart, but there’s one little thing that could be a bit of a problem. He met her in a chatroom and it turns out she’s not quite the age he thought she was.

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.

Man, the chick from Fleetwood Mac has really let herself go in recent years.

Guys in business suits dancing about like body-popping robots in slow-mo. Let’s just hope they make some more videos with funny men in suits dancing in unison.

Ever wished you could turn off any TV you wanted to? These narcissistic nerds have made their own remote that works on any TV - considering you could buy a device like this for eight bucks, building one is kinda nerdy.