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I wish I was there</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1352/Slumber-party-I-wish-I-was-there.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1352/Slumber-party-I-wish-I-was-there.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1352.jpg</image><media:title>Slumber party.  I wish I was there</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>slumber,party,wish,was,there</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1352.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 00:03:08 -0400</pubDate><title>Extreme Coaster</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8070/Extreme-Coaster.html</link><description>They should have called it the &quot;I&#039;ve Got A Death Wish&quot;</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8070/Extreme-Coaster.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8070.jpg</image><media:title>Extreme Coaster</media:title><media:description>They should have called it the &quot;I&#039;ve Got A Death Wish&quot;</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>barf,coaster,death,wish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8070.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 00:00:03 -0500</pubDate><title>I wish all computer errors were said outloud in a Yoda voice</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2407/I-wish-all-computer-errors-were-said-outloud-in-a-Yoda-voice.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2407/I-wish-all-computer-errors-were-said-outloud-in-a-Yoda-voice.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2407.jpg</image><media:title>I wish all computer errors were said outloud in a Yoda voice</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>wish,computer,errors,were,said,outloud,yoda,voice</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2407.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><title>I wish I was insured by the mafia</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2084/I-wish-I-was-insured-by-the-mafia.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2084/I-wish-I-was-insured-by-the-mafia.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2084.jpg</image><media:title>I wish I was insured by the mafia</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>wish,was,insured,mafia</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2084.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><title>Lil Orphan Boy</title><link>http://www.abum.com/37590/Lil-Orphan-Boy.html</link><description>The most complete Christmas Tale you&#039;ll ever witness!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-37590/Lil-Orphan-Boy.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/37590.jpg</image><media:title>Lil Orphan Boy</media:title><media:description>The most complete Christmas Tale you&#039;ll ever witness!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>crazy,mad,orphan,santa,shoot,wish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/37590.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:00:59 -0500</pubDate><title>Birthday wish come true... 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