<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny tell - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny tell - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:04 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><title>what if william tell was a college douche bag?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3613/what-if-william-tell-was-a-college-douche-bag.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3613/what-if-william-tell-was-a-college-douche-bag.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3613.jpg</image><media:title>what if william tell was a college douche bag?</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>what,william,tell,was,college,douche,bag</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3613.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><title>im sure he&#039;ll tell people it was 4 feet long and 50lbs.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7048/im-sure-he-ll-tell-people-it-was-4-feet-long-and-50lbs.html</link><description>im sure he&#039;ll tell people it was 4 feet long and 50lbs. </description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7048/im-sure-he-ll-tell-people-it-was-4-feet-long-and-50lbs.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7048.jpg</image><media:title>im sure he&#039;ll tell people it was 4 feet long and 50lbs.</media:title><media:description>im sure he&#039;ll tell people it was 4 feet long and 50lbs. </media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>sure,hell,tell,people,was,feet,long,50lbs</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7048.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>Easy to tell what your choices are.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/889/Easy-to-tell-what-your-choices-are.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-889/Easy-to-tell-what-your-choices-are.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/889.jpg</image><media:title>Easy to tell what your choices are.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>easy,tell,what,choices</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/889.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>You &#039;Can’t Tell Me Nothing&#039; Kanye West  - OMG!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76333/You-Can-t-Tell-Me-Nothing-Kanye-West-OMG.html</link><description>Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. 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