<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny track - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny track - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:00:09 -0500</pubDate><title>Sprinter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/14533/Sprinter.html</link><description>Can you win the race?</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-14533/Sprinter.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14533.jpg</image><media:title>Sprinter</media:title><media:description>Can you win the race?</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>race,team,track</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14533.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How does a Formula 1 car compare to normal speed cars?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61291/How-does-a-Formula-1-car-compare-to-normal-speed-cars.html</link><description>Here&#039;s a hint: It&#039;s really freaking fast. 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