<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny massacre - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny massacre - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Day they Kicked God out of the School</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55233/The-Day-they-Kicked-God-out-of-the-School.html</link><description>Some nut created this insane video about all the suffering happening around the US - not having religion in schools is the obvious problem.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-55233/The-Day-they-Kicked-God-out-of-the-School.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55233.jpg</image><media:title>The Day they Kicked God out of the School</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/55233.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="210" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Some nut created this insane video about all the suffering happening around the US - not having religion in schools is the obvious problem.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>school,religion,God,death,massacre,shootings</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55233.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Redneck Chainsaw Massacre</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82685/Redneck-Chainsaw-Massacre.html</link><description>Only a man whose wife is his daughter could come up with an idea like this. Take an electric mechanical saw that could cut your limbs off with ease, attach it to a chain and start swinging it about like it was a lasso. Amaze.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82685/Redneck-Chainsaw-Massacre.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82685.jpg</image><media:title>Redneck Chainsaw Massacre</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/82685.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="79" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Only a man whose wife is his daughter could come up with an idea like this. Take an electric mechanical saw that could cut your limbs off with ease, attach it to a chain and start swinging it about like it was a lasso. 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But, sadly, it&#039;s all imaginary.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84728/Minecraft-Massacre.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84728.jpg</image><media:title>Minecraft Massacre</media:title><media:description>When a when a creeper kills you in Minecraft and you feel the fury of a thousand years this is what goes on inside you mind--a torrent of rage is unleashed as you lay waste to their scumbag faces. 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Check. Awful acting? Check.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66360/Drive-Through-Massacre.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66360.jpg</image><media:title>Drive Through Massacre</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/66360.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="600" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Teens getting killed by swords? Check. Awful acting? 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