<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny christian - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny christian - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Christian guy totally owns some Mormons</title><link>http://www.abum.com/60619/Christian-guy-totally-owns-some-Mormons.html</link><description>The lot of this Burger King has become the setting for a big religious SHOWDOWN!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60619/Christian-guy-totally-owns-some-Mormons.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60619.jpg</image><media:title>Christian guy totally owns some Mormons</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/60619.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="375" height="464" width="348" /><media:description>The lot of this Burger King has become the setting for a big religious SHOWDOWN!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>religion,christian,mormon,story</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60619.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Christian The Lion</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66165/Christian-The-Lion.html</link><description>Two guys rescue a lion cub from being locked in a cage, and eventually have to set him free in the wild. 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