Nothing Can Rival The Jumping Cat

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

This dude is insane times infinity. On the highway, traveling at over 45mph, he rides underneath a tractor in order to pass it. I'd hate to be a passenger on that ride :(

You can imagine our surprise that something as smart as leapfrogging a trash can could go wrong. Dude, you might as well deposit your junk in the trashcan now. It's useless.

We've all been there, annoyed by some little boy who wants to play and won't leave you alone. Mike Polk's latest ode goes out to all those little boys who won't leave him alone.

Bizarre film from ages ago lifts the lid on human mutation. Seems you really are what you eat!

War is hell for this battalion of toy soldiers as they navigate the dangers inherent in a garden vegetable patch. You may think there’s isn’t much to fear in the average suburban yard, but you’d be wrong. Very wrong.

These guys load a potato gun full of their pubes and blast it onto their sleeping friend's face. You know you're good friends when there's nothing you won't share.

Most fire fighters have to make do with a big red truck and a hose. Not this guy. This guy has a little more style than that. He's going to put out fires from the comfort of his speedboat. Like a god damned boss.

Watch what happens when a dune buggy flips over near a bunch of innocent bystanders, knocking out the driver while his foot's still on the gas.

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

I’m not entirely sure what this young lady is attempting to achieve. If it’s a genuine spoof of the Hello Kitty franchise it’s just plain sad. If your fetish is watching prostitutes eating cat food though, it’s a resounding win!