Cell Phone Fighting

When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.

Now that there’s an opening to be head of the Roman Catholic Church, maybe you fancied your chances. But before you do, you need to know a few hard facts, like how exactly they’ll be electing the new guy.

It's a fact that the schools in movies are nothing like the real thing; but growing up would've been a lot more fun if they were. Especially if they were like any of the schools in this compilation.

When you factor the medical costs for a concussion and broken ribs into its cost, a rip stick quickly becomes a 'ripoff' stick. Still, we get our money's worth from viewing this :)

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC! Sometimes the music hits you, and sometimes you punch the music right back.....in the jaw! I hope, at least for this rapper, that the hits just keep on coming. OUCH!

This guy helps start off our April Fools Video Contest by scaring the hell out of his sleeping girlfriend.

According to the boys working on the latest iteration of the unreal engine, this is what the future of video games is shaping up to look like. This is great news for anyone with lots of money for new gaming hardware! *geekfap*

It's like the three wolf moon t-shirt come to life, except replace one wolf with an iPad, let's say the other wolf got eaten by a Snorlax and the moon was shot from the sky by the howling cries of a wolf beast on crack.

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more.

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.