Weekends In College

If you never went to college and want to know what it's like to go, it's a lot like this. It's like a montage of this and failing on tests. There's a hint of learning but it's mostly about hangovers.

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

It's long been known that it would take a truly special man.Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!

When a lazy pussy has 'needs' it suddenly becomes energized - He obviously really wanted that toy.. WOW

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

I haven't seen much of this chick for a while so it's a BIG relief to know that she still has what it takes to make a grown man weep with joy :)

It will forever remain a mystery… well, that is until you watch this handy video from Kurzgesagt which explains who invented it and why. Learning something on the internet? Must be a first, surely.

It kinda looks like the local mid Michigan ABC 12 news reporter had 'other' things on her mind when whe ended up drawing an obvious penis on the screen while describing a construction zone. Gotta love live TV.