<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny women - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny women - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Amazing World of Women</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87134/Amazing-World-of-Women.html</link><description>Yep, women are pretty amazing, especially when they’re wandering around with a background of ambient music in a bikini with water splashing all over them, in slow-motion. Unfortunately the reality for most of us isn’t really reflected in this.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87134/Amazing-World-of-Women.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87134.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing World of Women</media:title><media:description>Yep, women are pretty amazing, especially when they’re wandering around with a background of ambient music in a bikini with water splashing all over them, in slow-motion. Unfortunately the reality for most of us isn’t really reflected in this.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Amazing,World,Women</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87134.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>What Would We Do Without Women?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86715/What-Would-We-Do-Without-Women.html</link><description>Well, for a start we wouldn’t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86715/What-Would-We-Do-Without-Women.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86715.jpg</image><media:title>What Would We Do Without Women?</media:title><media:description>Well, for a start we wouldn’t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. 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But you wouldn&#039;t want to piss these ladies off, or they&#039;ll crush you under their thumbs. The fact they come fron Jersey makes them even more scarier.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86526/Muscle-Women-Are-SCARY.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86526.jpg</image><media:title>Muscle Women Are SCARY</media:title><media:description>Check out the guns on these two, they&#039;d certainly be able to be put to good use. But you wouldn&#039;t want to piss these ladies off, or they&#039;ll crush you under their thumbs. The fact they come fron Jersey makes them even more scarier.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Muscle,Women,Are,SCARY</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86526.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>How I Feel Towards Women</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86198/How-I-Feel-Towards-Women.html</link><description>The inner workings of a woman&#039;s mind are one of the great mysteries on the planet, akin to crop circles and where all the missing socks go. But if there&#039;s one thing to live by, it&#039;s that flowers and chocolates will always make up for the bad thing.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86198/How-I-Feel-Towards-Women.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86198.jpg</image><media:title>How I Feel Towards Women</media:title><media:description>The inner workings of a woman&#039;s mind are one of the great mysteries on the planet, akin to crop circles and where all the missing socks go. But if there&#039;s one thing to live by, it&#039;s that flowers and chocolates will always make up for the bad thing.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,Feel,Towards,Women</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86198.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Women With Weapons</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85804/Women-With-Weapons.html</link><description>Girls &amp; guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there&#039;s something about a woman with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn&#039;t know how to take the safety off.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85804/Women-With-Weapons.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85804.jpg</image><media:title>Women With Weapons</media:title><media:description>Girls &amp; guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. 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Jeez, what a nightmare.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Muscle,Women,Are,Scary</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85369.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Can Men and Women Be Friends?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85049/Can-Men-and-Women-Be-Friends.html</link><description>It&#039;s a question that humanity has been asking itself since the beginning of time: can a simple friendship between men and women exist? Well, it&#039;s kind of telling that men say no and the women seem to say yes. 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