http://www.abum.com/Funny woman - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86742/The-Ideal-Woman.htmlInspired by the crap cluttering up her newsfeed on Facebook, this fine example of the female of the species lays down how to keep your man and keep him happy. Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86742/The-Ideal-Woman.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86742.jpgThe Ideal WomanInspired by the crap cluttering up her newsfeed on Facebook, this fine example of the female of the species lays down how to keep your man and keep him happy. Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.EntertainmentThe,Ideal,WomanMon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86448/Man-Vs-Woman-MMA-Fight.htmlNow this is one fight you really shouldn't take, whatever the circumstances! Oh man what was this guy thinking. Even if he wins he isn't going to get any credit for it is he. Oh well done buddy you beat up a chick. FAIL!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86448/Man-Vs-Woman-MMA-Fight.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86448.jpgMan Vs Woman MMA FightNow this is one fight you really shouldn't take, whatever the circumstances! Oh man what was this guy thinking. Even if he wins he isn't going to get any credit for it is he. Oh well done buddy you beat up a chick. FAIL!EntertainmentMan,Woman,MMA,FightTue, 14 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85961/Man-Woman-Androgynous-Model.htmlAre you sitting uncomfortably? Well you might not be after watching model Andrej Pejic, depending on how safe you are with your sexuality. He's an androgynous Australian who's the hottest thing since all those other androgynous models.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85961/Man-Woman-Androgynous-Model.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85961.jpgMan & Woman Androgynous ModelAre you sitting uncomfortably? Well you might not be after watching model Andrej Pejic, depending on how safe you are with your sexuality. He's an androgynous Australian who's the hottest thing since all those other androgynous models.EntertainmentAndrogynous,Model,Walks,Runway,Man,WomanMon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85646/Woman-Driver-Vs-Dash-Cam.htmlAnd this ladies & gentlemen is how a scam is performed. EXCEPT when your victim has a dash cam. Hahaha, check this woman's face out when she realizes she isn't going to be able to lie her way out of this one.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85646/Woman-Driver-Vs-Dash-Cam.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85646.jpgWoman Driver Vs Dash CamAnd this ladies & gentlemen is how a scam is performed. EXCEPT when your victim has a dash cam. Hahaha, check this woman's face out when she realizes she isn't going to be able to lie her way out of this one.EntertainmentWoman,Driver,Dash,CamMon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85522/Proof-Woman-Can-t-Parallel-Park.htmlOMG. It's a Smart car trying to park in a space large enough for a truck. Why, oh why is this woman trying to parallel park a car that is designed to be parked by driving it straight into the spot? Someone put her out of her misery.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85522/Proof-Woman-Can-t-Parallel-Park.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85522.jpgProof Woman Can't Parallel ParkOMG. It's a Smart car trying to park in a space large enough for a truck. Why, oh why is this woman trying to parallel park a car that is designed to be parked by driving it straight into the spot? Someone put her out of her misery.How ToProof,Woman,Cant,Parallel,ParkMon, 09 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85408/Woman-Curls-One-Out.htmlWhen you're down the local supermarket you don't expect to confront this as you walk into aisle six. And this women probably didn't expect to be caught on camera and her toilet habits broadcast over the internet.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85408/Woman-Curls-One-Out.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85408.jpgWoman Curls One OutWhen you're down the local supermarket you don't expect to confront this as you walk into aisle six. And this women probably didn't expect to be caught on camera and her toilet habits broadcast over the internet.FunnyWoman,Curls,One,OutWed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85250/59yr-Old-Woman-Makes-Hole-In-One.htmlMeet 59 Year old Brenda Hewett who has never held a hockey stick in her life, but makes a hole in one from the far blue line. The hole was the same size as the hockey puck. For this she has won a brand new 2012 Ford F-150!How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85250/59yr-Old-Woman-Makes-Hole-In-One.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85250.jpg59yr Old Woman Makes Hole In OneMeet 59 Year old Brenda Hewett who has never held a hockey stick in her life, but makes a hole in one from the far blue line. The hole was the same size as the hockey puck. For this she has won a brand new 2012 Ford F-150!How To59yr,Old,Woman,Makes,Hole,OneSun, 18 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85156/How-to-Tell-How-Pretty-a-Woman-Is.htmlIt’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85156/How-to-Tell-How-Pretty-a-Woman-Is.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85156.jpgHow to Tell How Pretty a Woman IsIt’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.FunnyHow,Tell,Pretty,WomanSun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84937/How-Pretty-A-White-Woman-Is.htmlCaution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84937/How-Pretty-A-White-Woman-Is.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84937.jpgHow Pretty A White Woman Is?Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.FunnyHow,Pretty,White,WomanWed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84901/Heresy-Woman-on-Fire.htmlI don't even... but don't try to understand this one, instead just enjoy the sadistic behaviour and the fact that it features two models, one tied to a pole, the other one dousing her in petrol and about to get all medieval on her ass. Jewelery advertising really is weird.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84901/Heresy-Woman-on-Fire.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84901.jpgHeresy (Woman on Fire)I don't even... but don't try to understand this one, instead just enjoy the sadistic behaviour and the fact that it features two models, one tied to a pole, the other one dousing her in petrol and about to get all medieval on her ass. Jewelery advertising really is weird.EntertainmentHeresy,Woman,FireTue, 29 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84874/Woman-Gets-Stuck-In-Dryer.htmlSeeing is believing! You really have to be a moron of the highest caliber to get yourself stuck in a clothes airer. Still, at least she has her friends to hand to video the occasion and help with the LOLZ.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84874/Woman-Gets-Stuck-In-Dryer.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84874.jpgWoman Gets Stuck In DryerSeeing is believing! You really have to be a moron of the highest caliber to get yourself stuck in a clothes airer. Still, at least she has her friends to hand to video the occasion and help with the LOLZ.FunnyWoman,Gets,Stuck,DryerWed, 02 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84447/Woman-Driver-Leaves-Car-In-Neutral.htmlA female driver leaves her car in neutral while she is shopping and it rolls onto the highway. She is not doing the female stereotype any favours with this kind of driving.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84447/Woman-Driver-Leaves-Car-In-Neutral.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84447.jpgWoman Driver Leaves Car In NeutralA female driver leaves her car in neutral while she is shopping and it rolls onto the highway. She is not doing the female stereotype any favours with this kind of driving.EntertainmentWoman,Driver,Leaves,Car,NeutralWed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84220/Woman-Ages-50-Years-In-Days.htmlShe went from 23 to 73 in no time at all, which means there were probably a couple of hours where she was a really hot cougar. Surprisingly this was the result of a medical condition and not an unhappy marriage.Peoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-84220/Woman-Ages-50-Years-In-Days.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84220.jpgWoman Ages 50 Years In DaysShe went from 23 to 73 in no time at all, which means there were probably a couple of hours where she was a really hot cougar. Surprisingly this was the result of a medical condition and not an unhappy marriage.PeopleWoman,Ages,Years,DaysWed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84219/Are-You-That-Woman.htmlBack in the 1980s, when all the internet was just fields, this is how video dating worked. It was a more innocent time, when a woman in a tight leotard would writhe around on the floor and that was pretty much how they'd ensnare a guy.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84219/Are-You-That-Woman.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84219.jpgAre You That Woman?Back in the 1980s, when all the internet was just fields, this is how video dating worked. It was a more innocent time, when a woman in a tight leotard would writhe around on the floor and that was pretty much how they'd ensnare a guy.EntertainmentAre,You,That,WomanThu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83454/The-Ideal-Woman.htmlInspired by the crap cluttering up her newsfeed on Facebook, this fine example of the female of the species lays down how to keep your man and keep him happy. Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83454/The-Ideal-Woman.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83454.jpgThe Ideal WomanInspired by the crap cluttering up her newsfeed on Facebook, this fine example of the female of the species lays down how to keep your man and keep him happy. Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.EntertainmentThe,Ideal,WomanMon, 08 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83164/Woman-Freaks-Out-at-Horse-in-Central-Park.htmlThis is just what you don't need when you're going on a pleasant horse-drawn carriage ride round New York's Central Park. A crazy woman shouting at your horse so it collapses on the floor and your nice little ride turns into a total crying hell. It's an equine ear-full.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83164/Woman-Freaks-Out-at-Horse-in-Central-Park.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83164.jpgWoman Freaks Out at Horse in Central ParkThis is just what you don't need when you're going on a pleasant horse-drawn carriage ride round New York's Central Park. A crazy woman shouting at your horse so it collapses on the floor and your nice little ride turns into a total crying hell. It's an equine ear-full.FunnyWoman,Freaks,Out,Horse,Central,ParkWed, 22 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82486/What-Does-A-320lb-Woman-Look-Like.htmlOk, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82486/What-Does-A-320lb-Woman-Look-Like.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82486.jpgWhat Does A 320lb Woman Look Like?Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!EntertainmentWhat,Does,320lb,Woman,Look,LikeSun, 22 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82028/Crazy-Woman-or-Wild-Animal.htmlThis is what happens when you put fairy crack on your cornflakes, you turn into a primitive form of human and start rampaging about the neighbourhood like a wild beast. Someone get the pepper spray and a water cannon.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82028/Crazy-Woman-or-Wild-Animal.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82028.jpgCrazy Woman or Wild Animal?This is what happens when you put fairy crack on your cornflakes, you turn into a primitive form of human and start rampaging about the neighbourhood like a wild beast. Someone get the pepper spray and a water cannon.FunnyCrazy,Woman,Wild,AnimalThu, 19 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81998/Beetlejuice-Chases-Woman-Around-Lobby.htmlReal life is waaay more scary than fiction when it comes to monsters. Can you blame her for running? Her whole life she's been afraid of running into a movie nerd with too much time on his hands, dressed like Beetlejuice.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81998/Beetlejuice-Chases-Woman-Around-Lobby.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81998.jpgBeetlejuice Chases Woman Around LobbyReal life is waaay more scary than fiction when it comes to monsters. Can you blame her for running? Her whole life she's been afraid of running into a movie nerd with too much time on his hands, dressed like Beetlejuice.FunnyBeetlejuice,Chases,Woman,Around,LobbyMon, 25 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81608/Woman-Gets-Scared-By-Her-Own-Reflection.htmlMirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81608/Woman-Gets-Scared-By-Her-Own-Reflection.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81608.jpgWoman Gets Scared By Her Own ReflectionMirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!FunnyWoman,Gets,Scared,Her,Own,Reflection