<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny woman - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny woman - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Woman Gets Clamped, Still Drives Away</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94173/Woman-Gets-Clamped-Still-Drives-Away.html</link><description>This woman has a unique way of dealing with her car being clamped, she just carries on as normal and drives away, to the cheers of passersby.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94173/Woman-Gets-Clamped-Still-Drives-Away.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94173.jpg</image><media:title>Woman Gets Clamped, Still Drives Away</media:title><media:description>This woman has a unique way of dealing with her car being clamped, she just carries on as normal and drives away, to the cheers of passersby.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Woman,Gets,Clamped,Still,Drives,Away</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94173.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Muscle Woman</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94061/Muscle-Woman.html</link><description>She&#039;s like Wonder Woman but with bigger calves! Actually, that&#039;s wrong: she&#039;s more like He-Man, but with worse taste in dogs and sandals. And bigger calves! Meet Anne Freitas, one of the world&#039;s muscliest woman. Ace.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94061/Muscle-Woman.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94061.jpg</image><media:title>Muscle Woman</media:title><media:description>She&#039;s like Wonder Woman but with bigger calves! Actually, that&#039;s wrong: she&#039;s more like He-Man, but with worse taste in dogs and sandals. And bigger calves! Meet Anne Freitas, one of the world&#039;s muscliest woman. Ace.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Muscle,Woman</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94061.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Most Dangerous Woman Alive</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93384/The-Most-Dangerous-Woman-Alive.html</link><description>If you managed to get near her enough to date her then you&#039;d be safe from then on. She batter everyone who ever crossed you. But beware, this is one girl you should never forget an anniversary with otherwise your life is toast!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93384/The-Most-Dangerous-Woman-Alive.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93384.jpg</image><media:title>The Most Dangerous Woman Alive</media:title><media:description>If you managed to get near her enough to date her then you&#039;d be safe from then on. She batter everyone who ever crossed you. 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Oh man what was this guy thinking. Even if he wins he isn&#039;t going to get any credit for it is he. Oh well done buddy you beat up a chick. FAIL!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93054/Man-Vs-Woman-MMA-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93054.jpg</image><media:title>Man Vs Woman MMA Fight</media:title><media:description>Now this is one fight you really shouldn&#039;t take, whatever the circumstances! Oh man what was this guy thinking. Even if he wins he isn&#039;t going to get any credit for it is he. Oh well done buddy you beat up a chick. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Man,Woman,MMA,Fight</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93054.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Muscle Woman</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91892/Muscle-Woman.html</link><description>She&#039;s like Wonder Woman but with bigger calves! Actually, that&#039;s wrong: she&#039;s more like He-Man, but with worse taste in dogs and sandals - Meet Anne Freitas, one of the world&#039;s muscliest woman. Ace.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91892/Muscle-Woman.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91892.jpg</image><media:title>Muscle Woman</media:title><media:description>She&#039;s like Wonder Woman but with bigger calves! Actually, that&#039;s wrong: she&#039;s more like He-Man, but with worse taste in dogs and sandals - Meet Anne Freitas, one of the world&#039;s muscliest woman. Ace.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Muscle,Woman</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91892.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>A Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91873/A-Woman-Marrying-a-Ferris-Wheel.html</link><description>A woman who&#039;s attracted to a Ferris Wheel she&#039;s loved for decades — it&#039;s known as objectum sexuality (so I&#039;m told), and describes when humans form romantic feelings for inanimate objects.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91873/A-Woman-Marrying-a-Ferris-Wheel.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91873.jpg</image><media:title>A Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel</media:title><media:description>A woman who&#039;s attracted to a Ferris Wheel she&#039;s loved for decades — it&#039;s known as objectum sexuality (so I&#039;m told), and describes when humans form romantic feelings for inanimate objects.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Woman,Marrying,Ferris,Wheel</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91873.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Woman Scares Burglar with a Tomahawk</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91713/Woman-Scares-Burglar-with-a-Tomahawk.html</link><description>These burglars picked the wrong house to burglarise — the house of a  tomahawk-throwing ninja champ.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91713/Woman-Scares-Burglar-with-a-Tomahawk.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91713.jpg</image><media:title>Woman Scares Burglar with a Tomahawk</media:title><media:description>These burglars picked the wrong house to burglarise — the house of a  tomahawk-throwing ninja champ.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Woman,Scares,Burglar,with,Tomahawk</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91713.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>First Woman On The Moon</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91590/First-Woman-On-The-Moon.html</link><description>One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind....*WAIT! 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Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91227/The-Ideal-Woman.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91227.jpg</image><media:title>The Ideal Woman</media:title><media:description>Inspired by the crap cluttering up her newsfeed on Facebook, this fine example of the female of the species lays down how to keep your man and keep him happy. Because who wants to argue when you could be making out instead. Or making a sammich.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>The,Ideal,Woman</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91227.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Drunk Woman Ruins Wedding</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90951/Drunk-Woman-Ruins-Wedding.html</link><description>In the art of failing on a grand scale this woman is a total pro, just look how she masterfully comes into shot and then proceeds to annoy the bride with her drunken dancing before unleashing the final denouement that destroys the wedding in one swoop.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90951/Drunk-Woman-Ruins-Wedding.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90951.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Woman Ruins Wedding</media:title><media:description>In the art of failing on a grand scale this woman is a total pro, just look how she masterfully comes into shot and then proceeds to annoy the bride with her drunken dancing before unleashing the final denouement that destroys the wedding in one swoop.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Woman,Ruins,Wedding</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90951.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Hottest Woman Alive</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90895/Hottest-Woman-Alive.html</link><description>And who, might you ask, is the fairest of them all? 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Watch and learn and argue. And win.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90653/How-to-Argue-With-a-Woman.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90653.jpg</image><media:title>How to Argue With a Woman</media:title><media:description>Comedian Bill Burr has done what no man on earth has been able to do before, he&#039;s finally figured out how to argue with a woman and, being the generous man that he is, he shares his infinite wisdom with the rest of us. Watch and learn and argue. 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