http://www.abum.com/Funny white - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comMon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/87053/White-House-Correspondents-Dinner.htmlThe yearly trouncing and humiliation of Donald Trump comes around again as Obama makes with the funnies and takes the piss out of everything from Trump's run for presidency to the Secret Service's bar culture. If he fails to get re-elected there's always stand-up.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-87053/White-House-Correspondents-Dinner.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87053.jpgWhite House Correspondents DinnerThe yearly trouncing and humiliation of Donald Trump comes around again as Obama makes with the funnies and takes the piss out of everything from Trump's run for presidency to the Secret Service's bar culture. If he fails to get re-elected there's always stand-up.CelebsWhite,House,Correspondents,DinnerThu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86985/White-Men-CAN-Jump.htmlNBA star Devin Harris takes on a street baller (Stuart Tanner) and gets his ass served up to him with all the trimmings. Credit to him though, he takes it like a true sportsman and congratulates Stu.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86985/White-Men-CAN-Jump.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86985.jpgWhite Men CAN JumpNBA star Devin Harris takes on a street baller (Stuart Tanner) and gets his ass served up to him with all the trimmings. Credit to him though, he takes it like a true sportsman and congratulates Stu.EntertainmentWhite,Men,CAN,JumpMon, 27 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86152/White-Men-CAN-Jump.htmlJust to show that White guys can be just as good, if not BETTER at basketball than black guys, here is the white version of Michael Jordan. Someone needs to build a statue in honor of this ginger god.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86152/White-Men-CAN-Jump.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86152.jpgWhite Men CAN JumpJust to show that White guys can be just as good, if not BETTER at basketball than black guys, here is the white version of Michael Jordan. Someone needs to build a statue in honor of this ginger god.EntertainmentWhite,Men,CAN,JumpTue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85539/13yr-Old-Sings-Seven-Nation-Army.htmlA radio programme was holding a competition to look for new young rock bands in London, a 13 year old kid, aka Ye Olde Fighting Cocks, submitted this White Stripes classic, complete with swearing, faux old man punk style voice, and organ noises. Epic.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85539/13yr-Old-Sings-Seven-Nation-Army.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85539.jpg13yr Old Sings Seven Nation ArmyA radio programme was holding a competition to look for new young rock bands in London, a 13 year old kid, aka Ye Olde Fighting Cocks, submitted this White Stripes classic, complete with swearing, faux old man punk style voice, and organ noises. Epic.EntertainmentYear,Old,Sings,Seven,Nation,Army,White,StripesFri, 06 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85384/Shit-White-Girls-Say-to-Black-Girls.htmlThe "Shit Girls Say" series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you're bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85384/Shit-White-Girls-Say-to-Black-Girls.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85384.jpgShit White Girls Say... to Black GirlsThe "Shit Girls Say" series of videos is going to implode in on itself if any more come out. That could be a fun game to play when you're bored, thinking up the title of the next video to come along. Go on, give it a try.FunnyShit,White,Girls,Say,BlackMon, 19 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85171/Who-Said-White-People-Can-t-Dance.htmlThis collection of white people making some shapes on the dance floor, goes back to yo olden day to show the world that many people's grandfathers knew how to bust some moves and drive the ladies crazy with their badass ways.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85171/Who-Said-White-People-Can-t-Dance.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85171.jpgWho Said White People Can't Dance?This collection of white people making some shapes on the dance floor, goes back to yo olden day to show the world that many people's grandfathers knew how to bust some moves and drive the ladies crazy with their badass ways.EntertainmentWho,Said,White,People,Cant,DanceSun, 18 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85155/White-Girl-Can-Rap.htmlShe can rap, she's cute, she needs to be a star, duetting with Eminem and filling stadiums with adoring fans. Maybe she should go on the X-Factor and rap Simon Cowell a newbie or maybe that will just destroy any credibility she may have.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-85155/White-Girl-Can-Rap.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85155.jpgWhite Girl Can RapShe can rap, she's cute, she needs to be a star, duetting with Eminem and filling stadiums with adoring fans. Maybe she should go on the X-Factor and rap Simon Cowell a newbie or maybe that will just destroy any credibility she may have.MusicWhite,Girl,Can,RapThu, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85018/An-18ft-Great-White-Says-Hai-Guys.htmlNot really the time to go for a swim, but definitely the time to start making with the "We need a bigger boat" Jaws references. Fortunately it didn't try and eat their boat, instead just slapped its tail on it and circled them for a while and headed for DennysEntertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85018/An-18ft-Great-White-Says-Hai-Guys.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85018.jpgAn 18ft Great White Says "Hai Guys!"Not really the time to go for a swim, but definitely the time to start making with the "We need a bigger boat" Jaws references. Fortunately it didn't try and eat their boat, instead just slapped its tail on it and circled them for a while and headed for DennysEntertainment18ft,Great,White,Says,Hai,GuysSun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84943/Nerdy-White-Kid-Look-at-Me-Now.htmlRapping about making pancakes - WTF!?! You hear people rapping about lots of things but this is just weird. Wel,l whatever he is rapping about he is doing it so fast it almost gave me a seizure. Impressive!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84943/Nerdy-White-Kid-Look-at-Me-Now.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84943.jpgNerdy White Kid: Look at Me NowRapping about making pancakes - WTF!?! You hear people rapping about lots of things but this is just weird. Wel,l whatever he is rapping about he is doing it so fast it almost gave me a seizure. Impressive!EntertainmentNerdy,White,Kid,Look,NowSun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84941/18ft-Great-White-Terror.htmlA great white circles a 21ft boat for 20 minutes and even gave the boat a slap with it's tail. With only 3ft difference in length, if that doesn't get you running to manna, nothing will. I get scaredy-farts just watching this.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84941/18ft-Great-White-Terror.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84941.jpg18ft Great White TerrorA great white circles a 21ft boat for 20 minutes and even gave the boat a slap with it's tail. With only 3ft difference in length, if that doesn't get you running to manna, nothing will. I get scaredy-farts just watching this.Entertainment18ft,Great,White,TerrorSun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84937/How-Pretty-A-White-Woman-Is.htmlCaution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84937/How-Pretty-A-White-Woman-Is.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84937.jpgHow Pretty A White Woman Is?Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.FunnyHow,Pretty,White,WomanTue, 08 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84552/White-Power-Ranger-in-the-Ghetto.htmlIt doesn't matter what race you are, what your cultural differences may be, how different your world is or what class you come from. Everyone can appreciate a well made White Power Ranger costume. Even when you are in the 'hood.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84552/White-Power-Ranger-in-the-Ghetto.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84552.jpgWhite Power Ranger in the GhettoIt doesn't matter what race you are, what your cultural differences may be, how different your world is or what class you come from. Everyone can appreciate a well made White Power Ranger costume. Even when you are in the 'hood.EntertainmentWhite,Power,Ranger,the,GhettoSun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84165/Betty-White-Raps-for-Luciana-in-I-m-Still-Hot.htmlNo one keeps it as real as Betty "For Real' White, aka that funny one off the Golden Girls. And if your insolent mind needed proof of such obvious facts, then here it is, right there in full colour and sound. For rizzle dizzles.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-84165/Betty-White-Raps-for-Luciana-in-I-m-Still-Hot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84165.jpgBetty White Raps for Luciana in "I'm Still Hot"No one keeps it as real as Betty "For Real' White, aka that funny one off the Golden Girls. And if your insolent mind needed proof of such obvious facts, then here it is, right there in full colour and sound. For rizzle dizzles.CelebsBetty,White,Raps,for,Luciana,Still,HotThu, 03 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80817/Single-White-Feline.htmlJust because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80817/Single-White-Feline.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80817.jpgSingle White FelineJust because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.FunnySingle,White,FelineWed, 16 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80580/The-ULTIMATE-White-Woman-Workout.htmlAn innovative new way to shed pounds and get yourself looking trim for summer, FAST! - Just hire a black guy to follow you around and get those racial prejudices working for you rather than against you!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80580/The-ULTIMATE-White-Woman-Workout.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80580.jpgThe ULTIMATE White Woman WorkoutAn innovative new way to shed pounds and get yourself looking trim for summer, FAST! - Just hire a black guy to follow you around and get those racial prejudices working for you rather than against you!FunnyThe,ULTIMATE,White,Woman,WorkoutWed, 19 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80072/Pale-White-Rapper-Boy.htmlThere are some mysteries in this cosmic chaos that are just unanswerable, even to the brains of science and philosophy. Like, understanding the quantum world, what happened before the big bang, what is infinity, and how can this white boy rap so good?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80072/Pale-White-Rapper-Boy.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80072.jpgPale White Rapper BoyThere are some mysteries in this cosmic chaos that are just unanswerable, even to the brains of science and philosophy. Like, understanding the quantum world, what happened before the big bang, what is infinity, and how can this white boy rap so good?EntertainmentPale,White,Rapper,BoyTue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79194/2-White-Chicks-Go-To-Africa-For-Malaria.htmlNatasha Leggero and Riki Lindhome find getting exposed to Malaria in Africa to be much more difficult than the Senegalese do. Are these chicks totally insane - WTF!?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79194/2-White-Chicks-Go-To-Africa-For-Malaria.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79194.jpg2 White Chicks Go To Africa For MalariaNatasha Leggero and Riki Lindhome find getting exposed to Malaria in Africa to be much more difficult than the Senegalese do. Are these chicks totally insane - WTF!?!FunnyWhite,Chicks,Africa,For,MalariaSat, 18 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77827/WHITE-POWER.htmlWith 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness. Part of the "Ethnic Cleansing" line of hygiene products.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77827/WHITE-POWER.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77827.jpgWHITE POWER !!!With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. 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