<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny watermelon - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny watermelon - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Watermelon Head-Smash FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86481/Watermelon-Head-Smash-FAIL.html</link><description>Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. 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