<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny wants - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny wants - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>This Dog Really Wants a Swim</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93705/This-Dog-Really-Wants-a-Swim.html</link><description>Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don&#039;t have to because this video will do it for you.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93705/This-Dog-Really-Wants-a-Swim.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93705.jpg</image><media:title>This Dog Really Wants a Swim</media:title><media:description>Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don&#039;t have to because this video will do it for you.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>This,Dog,Really,Wants,Swim</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93705.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Who Wants a &#039;Join The Dots&#039; Tattoo?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93628/Who-Wants-a-Join-The-Dots-Tattoo.html</link><description>If you want a tattoo that will entertain and amuse your friends, why not get a join the dots tattoo? 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