<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny wants - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny wants - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Kitty Wants Dinner</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86147/Kitty-Wants-Dinner.html</link><description>Not knowing that he&#039;s casually just doomed mankind, this cat owner has taught his cat to sign for when he wants food. 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