<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny want - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny want - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>WANT!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86423/WANT.html</link><description>People might be unwilling to admit it to themselves but this is the desk we all dream of, a pimped up version that would be the perfect place to spend your entire life surfing the web from. 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