<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny want - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny want - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>So You Want To Go Into Space?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94498/So-You-Want-To-Go-Into-Space.html</link><description>You may have dreamed of going to space since you were a kid, but it&#039;s a tough place to get too—in this video by AWE me they run down the various ways you can visit the cosmos, and none of them are simple.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94498/So-You-Want-To-Go-Into-Space.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94498.jpg</image><media:title>So You Want To Go Into Space?</media:title><media:description>You may have dreamed of going to space since you were a kid, but it&#039;s a tough place to get too—in this video by AWE me they run down the various ways you can visit the cosmos, and none of them are simple.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>You,Want,Into,Space</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94498.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Ask Wendy: I Want Another Baby!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93063/Ask-Wendy-I-Want-Another-Baby.html</link><description>Should this woman trick her husband into having another baby, cos he said no? Wendy Williams seems to think so. Go girlfriend! You manipulate that man!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93063/Ask-Wendy-I-Want-Another-Baby.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93063.jpg</image><media:title>Ask Wendy: I Want Another Baby!</media:title><media:description>Should this woman trick her husband into having another baby, cos he said no? Wendy Williams seems to think so. Go girlfriend! 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Sometimes science can be really cool and amaze you. The slime can be applied to any surface and material and will repel any liquid that touches. Think. No more dirty clothes.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84825/Liquid-Replant-Total-WANT.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84825.jpg</image><media:title>Liquid Replant - Total WANT!</media:title><media:description>Prepare to witness awesome! Sometimes science can be really cool and amaze you. The slime can be applied to any surface and material and will repel any liquid that touches. Think. 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