http://www.abum.com/Funny two - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comSun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85505/Two-Car-Nutshot.htmlWhere he once had nuts, he now has driver and passenger-side airbags (fitted as standard). At least he managed to take down the pole with his balls. I bet he wished he had balls of steel - Why the HELL did he do this?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85505/Two-Car-Nutshot.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85505.jpgTwo Car NutshotWhere he once had nuts, he now has driver and passenger-side airbags (fitted as standard). At least he managed to take down the pole with his balls. I bet he wished he had balls of steel - Why the HELL did he do this?FunnyTwo,Car,NutshotMon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84968/Two-Turkeys-on-Thanksgiving.htmlFAIL & Furious - Maybe they had too many beers or they were just overfull from the blow-out Thanksgiving dinner, whatever it was these two douches have caused some regrettable damage to their cars that they're going to be lamenting when they have to fork out to repair them.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84968/Two-Turkeys-on-Thanksgiving.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84968.jpgTwo Turkeys on ThanksgivingFAIL & Furious - Maybe they had too many beers or they were just overfull from the blow-out Thanksgiving dinner, whatever it was these two douches have caused some regrettable damage to their cars that they're going to be lamenting when they have to fork out to repair them.FunnyTwo,Turkeys,ThanksgivingMon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84636/Two-And-A-Half-Men-Longboard-Wipeout.htmlTwo of these guys are sporting moustaches and have no problem handling rugged terrain on their longboards. One does not, and his wipeout is all but inevitable.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84636/Two-And-A-Half-Men-Longboard-Wipeout.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84636.jpgTwo And A Half Men Longboard WipeoutTwo of these guys are sporting moustaches and have no problem handling rugged terrain on their longboards. One does not, and his wipeout is all but inevitable.EntertainmentTwo,And,Half,Men,Longboard,WipeoutWed, 09 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84574/Two-Dumb-Blondes.htmlMaybe they thought they were walking towards a mirror, or perhaps it was the gravitational pull of massive chest cushions that pulled them together? Whatever it was it only reinforces that classic stereotype.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84574/Two-Dumb-Blondes.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84574.jpgTwo Dumb BlondesMaybe they thought they were walking towards a mirror, or perhaps it was the gravitational pull of massive chest cushions that pulled them together? Whatever it was it only reinforces that classic stereotype.FunnyTwo,Dumb,BlondesMon, 07 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84518/Two-Hipsters-and-a-Bong.htmlSo just what do two hipsters ruminate upon before taking a hit from the bong. Well, you can probably guess, Pitchfork, video-game tattoos, iPhones, tight jeans, obscure bands. But you won't be prepared for what happens when they do eventually toke it!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84518/Two-Hipsters-and-a-Bong.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84518.jpgTwo Hipsters and a BongSo just what do two hipsters ruminate upon before taking a hit from the bong. Well, you can probably guess, Pitchfork, video-game tattoos, iPhones, tight jeans, obscure bands. But you won't be prepared for what happens when they do eventually toke it!FunnyTwo,Hipsters,and,BongFri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84480/Landscapes-Volume-Two.htmlCast your tired gaze upon the sublime beauty of the natural world, processed through Adobe software of course, because otherwise it wouldn't look quite so striking. But never mind that it's been tampered with, just marvel at its splendour.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84480/Landscapes-Volume-Two.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84480.jpgLandscapes: Volume TwoCast your tired gaze upon the sublime beauty of the natural world, processed through Adobe software of course, because otherwise it wouldn't look quite so striking. But never mind that it's been tampered with, just marvel at its splendour.EntertainmentLandscapes,Volume,TwoWed, 26 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84338/Two-Ball-Labyrinth-Record.htmlThis dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84338/Two-Ball-Labyrinth-Record.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84338.jpgTwo Ball Labyrinth RecordThis dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.How ToTwo,Ball,Labyrinth,RecordTue, 04 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83938/Two-Cute-Camgirls.htmlIt's good times because these two honeys are here to entertain and they're both mighty fine looking, so you'll wonder where to cast your eyes, as you'll be spoilt for choice as to who you want to dribble over first.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83938/Two-Cute-Camgirls.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83938.jpgTwo Cute CamgirlsIt's good times because these two honeys are here to entertain and they're both mighty fine looking, so you'll wonder where to cast your eyes, as you'll be spoilt for choice as to who you want to dribble over first.EntertainmentTwo,Hot,CamgirlsSun, 18 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83673/Escape-From-City-17-Part-Two.htmlIf you've not seen part one, don't fret. Just sit back and enjoy the guns and explosions. But if you were interested in silly things like a plot, it's a story about the connection that grows between two people during the battle for city 17. Whatever that is.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83673/Escape-From-City-17-Part-Two.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83673.jpgEscape From City 17 - Part TwoIf you've not seen part one, don't fret. Just sit back and enjoy the guns and explosions. But if you were interested in silly things like a plot, it's a story about the connection that grows between two people during the battle for city 17. Whatever that is.EntertainmentEscape,From,City,Part,TwoMon, 12 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83599/Two-Kids-Sing.htmlDylan and Lauren, a couple of embryos perform their favourite track "Everlong" in the OxJam tent at Electric Picnic festival 2010. And shame on us all that we're haven't got even one tiny molecule of their talent in our entire being.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83599/Two-Kids-Sing.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83599.jpgTwo Kids SingDylan and Lauren, a couple of embryos perform their favourite track "Everlong" in the OxJam tent at Electric Picnic festival 2010. And shame on us all that we're haven't got even one tiny molecule of their talent in our entire being.EntertainmentTwo,Kids,SingThu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83453/AI-vs-AI-Two-Chatbots-Chat.htmlNothing to panic about here, it's just a couple of robot unicorns discussing God, the concept of nothing, religion, their desire for a corporeal existence and other really scary sh*t that's guaranteed to make people run underground and shout "Skynet!!!!!"Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83453/AI-vs-AI-Two-Chatbots-Chat.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83453.jpgAI vs. AI. Two Chatbots ChatNothing to panic about here, it's just a couple of robot unicorns discussing God, the concept of nothing, religion, their desire for a corporeal existence and other really scary sh*t that's guaranteed to make people run underground and shout "Skynet!!!!!"EntertainmentTwo,Chatbots,ChatTue, 30 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83423/Two-Deer-Burst-Into-Bar.htmlThe Milwaukee Bucks are known for the rallying cry 'fear the deer'. This was very wise words if you ate at Menomonie restaurant where 2 deer crashed through a glass door disrupting 100's of Bucks fans watching the game.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83423/Two-Deer-Burst-Into-Bar.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83423.jpgTwo Deer Burst Into BarThe Milwaukee Bucks are known for the rallying cry 'fear the deer'. This was very wise words if you ate at Menomonie restaurant where 2 deer crashed through a glass door disrupting 100's of Bucks fans watching the game.EntertainmentTwo,Deer,Burst,Into,BarSun, 31 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83053/Two-Dogs-Arguing.htmlIt's not just humankind who argue amongst themselves about trivial crap. It happens in the animal kingdom too, like these two dogs having a row with each other, helpfully transliterated so we can see what they're bickering about.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83053/Two-Dogs-Arguing.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83053.jpgTwo Dogs ArguingIt's not just humankind who argue amongst themselves about trivial crap. It happens in the animal kingdom too, like these two dogs having a row with each other, helpfully transliterated so we can see what they're bickering about.FunnyTwo,Dogs,ArguingWed, 20 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82892/Ktten-vs-Two-Scary-Things.htmlOh my God, what are those horrible shiny green things? They must be some kind of alien life form sat in stasis waiting to attack. Which is why defence is the best form of offence, so best to run around and around it to disorientate the shit out of it.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82892/Ktten-vs-Two-Scary-Things.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82892.jpgKtten vs Two Scary ThingsOh my God, what are those horrible shiny green things? They must be some kind of alien life form sat in stasis waiting to attack. Which is why defence is the best form of offence, so best to run around and around it to disorientate the shit out of it.FunnyKtten,Two,Scary,ThingsMon, 06 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82236/Two-Girls-Hotel-Room-Double-KO.htmlIt was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82236/Two-Girls-Hotel-Room-Double-KO.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82236.jpgTwo Girls' Hotel Room Double KOIt was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.FunnyTwo,Girls,Hotel,Room,DoubleThu, 26 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82102/Two-Wall-Flips-HUGE-FAIL.htmlRemember: Your buddies will always be there for you through thick or thin! It's all true...Honest! Hahahaha this guy gets so much sympathy off his friends........ NOT!. Oh well i guess he should have checked if his buddies would be there for him before he tried to bounce off the wall.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82102/Two-Wall-Flips-HUGE-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82102.jpgTwo Wall Flips = HUGE FAIL!Remember: Your buddies will always be there for you through thick or thin! It's all true...Honest! Hahahaha this guy gets so much sympathy off his friends........ NOT!. Oh well i guess he should have checked if his buddies would be there for him before he tried to bounce off the wall.FunnyTwo,Wall,Flips,HUGE,FAILTue, 12 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81446/San-Fran-to-Paris-in-Two-Minutes.htmlTaking a photo roughly every two miles from taking off at San Francisco airport, we get a time-lapse video of the 2500 mile journey to Paris. It's probably around the time Superman would do the distance. Awesome.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-81446/San-Fran-to-Paris-in-Two-Minutes.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81446.jpgSan Fran to Paris in Two MinutesTaking a photo roughly every two miles from taking off at San Francisco airport, we get a time-lapse video of the 2500 mile journey to Paris. It's probably around the time Superman would do the distance. Awesome.How ToSan,Fran,Paris,Two,MinutesThu, 31 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81251/Tune-for-Two.htmlIt's really annoying when you're trying to execute someone and they start weirding out and start singing or something. It's a really annoying thing to happen when you're trying to be all coldbloodied and shit. This guy deals with it quite well though.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81251/Tune-for-Two.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81251.jpgTune for TwoIt's really annoying when you're trying to execute someone and they start weirding out and start singing or something. It's a really annoying thing to happen when you're trying to be all coldbloodied and shit. This guy deals with it quite well though.EntertainmentTune,for,TwoThu, 24 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81131/Two-Dogs-Dining-in-Busy-Restaurant.htmlWhat? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81131/Two-Dogs-Dining-in-Busy-Restaurant.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81131.jpgTwo Dogs Dining in Busy RestaurantWhat? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.FunnyTwo,Dogs,Dining,Busy,RestaurantFri, 18 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81042/Two-Lions-Cuddle-Guy.htmlWhen two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81042/Two-Lions-Cuddle-Guy.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81042.jpgTwo Lions Cuddle GuyWhen two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?EntertainmentTwo,Lions,Cuddle,Guy